Steve and the Burning Bush
Yesterday Steve was eating lunch outside with some other KU students when a nearby bush suddenly ignited. Students started pouring their beverages on the bush to help put out the fire. Then the Fire Department showed up. What do we learn from this incident? A few things. First: Obey the Word of Wisdom. Second: If you are a Word of Wisdom breaker, throw your cigarette butt somewhere else. Not in some highly flamable foilage.